Actually, that's true.

By: Dr. Spock

"If the Giants ask Maddie Bum to clean toilets for his $13 million a year he does it.  That's the way it works."

No, it isn't.  His contract only requires him to be available for pitching in MLB games.

His contract does not require him to swab toilets or suck dicks.

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