You can't be talking about basketball, which is not a lesser sport. That, plus the fact that you're posting on the basketball board, which would negate any claim to not following basketball.
I would guess that you -- being the UCLA-obsessed pimp that you claim not to be -- are trying to take a dig at UCLA basketball for not being in the Final Four. Well, I can think of about 64 other teams that didn't make it either, including SUC. That, plus the fact that UCLA has made the Final Four 17 times and SUC has made it exactly once, well, that also doesn't bode well in your humorless attempt at humor.