Scandal is Animal house

By: crunchgodabruinknees



Us: The question here is not whether one coach broke a few rules—he did

 

Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

 

US: You cant hold a whole university responsible for the actions of one rogue coach

 

Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals.

 

US: For if you do isn’t the entire system of street agents, apparel companies that needs to be held responsible for the actions of a rogue coach?

 

Otter: for if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?

 

US: I put it to you Mr. NCAA is’nt this an indictment of our entire Americna system of college athletics.  Well you can screw us again like you did before, but we are not going to sit here while you bad mouth the United States of America. [Leads the university out in forming a new athletic system humming the star spangled banner].

 

Otter: I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! 

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

 

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