Never confuse golf with

By: Zorba



sports.  It's not.  Evidence: civility matters, old men can play it pretty much as well as young men; they wear

ugly pants.   

     Is it difficult--sure: but chess is difficult and it's not a sport either. 

     Do you need coordination--sure: but walking in high heels takes coordination too (ask Lexi) and it's not a sport.

     Do you keep score--sure: but the weather service keeps score on hurricanes and it's not a sport.

Hockey is a sport but it's a sport that culturally needs to remain in it's own butt cold geography--not in the Arizona

desert--coyotes do not play hockey; and not in Disneyesque Orange Co.  Polo, the horse kind not the wet kind, is

a more Orange County appropriate sport.

 

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