Why are we so impressed by Polynesian war shit?

By: Waldorf

Every Pacific Island nation got their ass kicked by superior fire power. Yeah, they're tough, but so what? They died like dogs at the hand of the yankee. Fuck 'em. 

And why do we fantasize about Polynesian women? We have this notion that they're all these little brown goddesses running around in bikinis, with flowers in their hair. Have you ever fucked a Polynesian woman? After their thirtieth birthday, they turn into duffel bags. 

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