I hit too close to home...

By: crunchgodabruinknees



I'll bet you do drive a Prius and drink Cakebread Chardonnay, because you know nothing better. that's OK Dobie Gillis to each his own. I believe in personal freedom. You have every right to be a crappy Chardonnay swilling, Prius driving douchebag weasel, all you like.

All I ask is that you don't drive 55 in the fast lane, or 35 MPH in 45 MPH zone. Get the fuck out of the way and let the leaders lead as you bruins fade into obscurity. No need to be a gloomy Gus or an angry douche just because your alums and your students don't give a flying fuck about your crap football team. You will always have 1/2 of 1954. That 50-50 title ranks up there with General Motors Theatre, My Little Margie, Muffin the Mule, or Kraft Television  Theatre all classics hits from 1954 that people remember just like your 1/2 title. So slip into your favorite cardigan and flip on some black and white tv you old bruin cocksucker.

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