What James Joyce would write to you

By: crunchgodabruinknees

you fuckbird.

James Joyce

You have an arse full of Art  Vandalay fart posts each night, you bloody bruin poofter, that your bruin chums fuck out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole to this board. Do your bruin friends find it wonderful to fuck a farting dumbass when every fuck drives one out of you. People know Art’s fart-posts anywhere. I think many could pick them out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat  bruin wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Art  John55 will let off no end of his-her farts so that many may know their smell and utter wrongness also.


ADAPTED From: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/504662-my-sweet-little-whorish-nora-i-did-as-you-told

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