Sit right back and you'll hear a tale....

By: LA Duck

Think of it like this, TEE:

USC is Ginger.  The ultra-hot, beauty-pagent-winning bombshell.  A wet dream waiting to happen for most guys. The best of the best.  Think Marilyn Monroe or Farrah Fawcett.  A dreamy, can't miss type of gal.

Oregon is Mary Ann.  The backwoods, cute, girl-next-door type that has never won a thing, but is still intriguing.  The girl you spy on from your bedroom window.  Theoretically obtainable, yet still out of reach. Think Tippi Hedren or Sandra Bullock.  Not stunning by any means, and not the obvious pick -- but hot enough and interesting for other reasons.

Which would you choose?

Oh, and in this scenario of course you are Gilligan, TEE.  :-)

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