while it may be de rigeur in UCLA circles

By: crunchgodabruinknees

to use homosexual analogies to describe things, particular things that UCLA has never achieved, like appearing in a National Title game, in polite normal society its best to keep those deviant things to one's self.

I suggest you skip common bruin expressions like--

"He went down faster than a bruin towel boy in a gay bath house."

"He jumped on the fumble faster than Sondheimer on an underaged child"

"The ref blew that call worse than Wooden's assistant under his desk"

"That wet football is slipperier than Dan Guerrero's greased weasel"



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