Urban's kid plays baseball for Cincinnati.

By: Waldorf

WTF does that have to do with the price of rice in China?

Seriously, no offense, but SFW?

"Hey, Urban, my son plays a sport at a college where you graduated many years ago, and it's not even the same sport you coach, and you've probably never even met the little fucker.  But it's still a Cincinatti connection in kind of a Kevin Bacon way, so why don't you come coach football at USC!  Also, I hired one of your former assistants to coach football at your alma mater, and they beat UCLA!  So it's a perfect fit!  Whaddya say, big guy?"

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