How times have changed at Troy

By: Rodeo Trojan

in the past, if anyone was going to kidnap Traveler, it would be a bunch of Bruins.

Actually a long time ago, when the informal mascot was a dog names George  Leroy Tirebiter, some Bruins kidnaped him and

shaved "UCLA" on his fur.

But now, rivals are not the problem, but a subset of students at USC.

The worst the Bruins would do to Traveler is to paint a blue "UCLA" on him.

But now, if the BSU kidnaped Traveler, what do you think they would do to Traveler, to them a symbol of oppression?


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