Rodney's Dysfunctional Marriage

By: howlinwolf



 

"My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion."

"One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"

"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday."

"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."

"I asked him, 'Who said you could fool around with my wife?' He said, 'Everybody.'"

"I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed. Yeah, I leave."

"My wife's not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. She said, 'All kids smell that way.'"

"My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for Alka-Seltzer."

"There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows."

"…went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. 'Surprise me,' I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife."

"My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark."

"My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat."

"I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat."

"Why, her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves."

 

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