More votes for Biden

By: Rodeoduck



Use the Chicago Resurrection Machine, to register and collect ballots from the dead.

Very efficient and good for the environment. All these dead people will vote from the comfort of their gravesite. No gasoline burned in driving to a polling place, no concerns about social distancing or mask wearing. Each dead person is in their own coffin or urn, and these are kept 6 feet apart. No need to use a polling place or hire poll workers.

The polls say that dead people prefer Biden over Trump by a 100% margin.

See, resurrection is a fact in the Democrats voting scheme!

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