Costco Gold. You ever carry a few grand in $100’s in your front pants pocket while you’re out and about? Big wad of 100’s right next to your ballz. Life just feels different man. A nine inch bar of gold in the left front pocket.would be interesting. I’d try it. A gold member so to speak.
Bartender brings the tab, I reach into my pants, pull out 9 inches and say, “ Gold Okay?”