Egg Smuggling @ the Southern Border

I was wondering when this was going to happen. Cartels never miss a beat. Cartel leader, known only as Huevos Grandes, has been added to the terrorist list. Elite Special Forces Meal Team 6 describe him as “ a vicious rotten egg”. They expect to crack the case soon.

globalnews.ca

As egg prices surge amid the ongoing bird flu outbreak affecting poultry farms, authorities report a rising trend of smuggling attempts at the U.S. and Mexico border.

this is the only picture available of Huevos Grandes. He is considered yolked and dangerous. Do not try to approach him.

Call 1-800- 1-badegg if you see him

Large Egg Reward: $100,000 free range eggs for any information leading to his arrest,