“Stocks are the ultimate in unrequited love affairs. Not only do stocks not love you back, they never return any of your calls and indeed don't even pretend to know who you are.” - Alan King, Cestrian Capital
So true. Stocks are like the strippers at the club. They pretend to love you and hug you when you walk in. But they turn their back on you and pretend not to know you if they see you at the mall. Stocks don’t care about your feelings. But they’re so purty.
That's what I was thinking. They always have great AC in the strip clubs too. Cranberry juice and naked girls ambitiously putting themselves thru college. My kind of learning environment. Real estate and pu$$y two of my favorite topics in college. And to this day.
So true. Stocks are like the strippers at the club. They pretend to love you and hug you when you walk in. But they turn their back on you and pretend not to know you if they see you at the mall. Stocks don’t care about your feelings. But they’re so purty.