I mention this to wife. Of course she’s playing on her phone and scared to watch. But in the room. Being dumb. I’m like why are you even here? She says because I see all the good stuff. I say yeah on replay. You’re missing out on life. How long have you been playing those stupid phone games? “Since game 4”.
So I mention the cock bop. She’s like “wtf are you talking about?” And I go find the pic. Show it to her. Tell her one of her faves. Kike has to be homo. With the purple glove and the ball bumping. She’s like he is so not. I said yeah. He definitely is. You just like gay guys.
Her. Wellll. I married you.
Quickly followed by “I’m just kidding!” And I’m like what. Shall I replay the security footage of us in the living room that one time? “You better not”. Mmmmhmmm.
I thought I saw that. I was watching as I drove home and I was thinking that’s why they play him in the postseason. Boy what a postseason hitter. All time dodger leader in postseason hr. Wait what did I just see? Is it pride month?
I always liked the ass pat.
I mention this to wife. Of course she’s playing on her phone and scared to watch. But in the room. Being dumb. I’m like why are you even here? She says because I see all the good stuff. I say yeah on replay. You’re missing out on life. How long have you been playing those stupid phone games? “Since game 4”.
So I mention the cock bop. She’s like “wtf are you talking about?” And I go find the pic. Show it to her. Tell her one of her faves. Kike has to be homo. With the purple glove and the ball bumping. She’s like he is so not. I said yeah. He definitely is. You just like gay guys.
Her. Wellll. I married you.
Quickly followed by “I’m just kidding!” And I’m like what. Shall I replay the security footage of us in the living room that one time? “You better not”. Mmmmhmmm.
I thought I saw that. I was watching as I drove home and I was thinking that’s why they play him in the postseason. Boy what a postseason hitter. All time dodger leader in postseason hr. Wait what did I just see? Is it pride month?