ucly player arrested for spitting

@thesquat This was Java's original post:

This is the best story out of UTLA since la marshmallow ball stole and ate his way out of UTLA. And caused an international incident in the process.

Am I supposed to know WTF he meant by "la marshmallow ball"? First of all, Ball wasn't capitalized, so I was wondering what "la" (the?) marshmallow ball even was. Once Java mentioned the Ball brother, I could hardly remember the player in question being fat, otherwise that would have been another original clue. I suppose the terms "stole" and "international incident" might have tipped me off, but I thought he was being facetious about...something. But, unlike you, I don't have total recall about all things UCLA, especially shit that happened years ago. Regardless, it was not a lie. If it were, why would I come clean about it?

Why don't you bring up the Handicapped PlacardGate while you're at it?

Sometimes I have a hard time believing what an absolute dick you are.