13

Lucky 13

13 has very significant meaning in history.

Aztec calendar had 13 day cycles of 13 days.

Celtic calendar had 13 months.

There were 13 colonies in the United States.

In the great seal of the United States:

there‘s 13 stars in the crest above the eagle

there’s 13 stripes in the eagle’ shield

there’s 13 arrows in the eagle’s claw

there’s 13 letters in E Pluribus Unum

There’s no 13th room in hotels.

There’s no 13th floor either.

13 is the number of angels.

13 is also how many games USC has left in this bullshit carnival sideshow junior varsity conference.