All the smart people say it's luck when

a team leads the nation for turnover margin and interceptions after four games

same team is top five for sacks

same team is top 20 for TFLs and tied with the best coached team evar [sic] 'bama

being as lucky as 'bama must be a good thing, right?

I can't wait until a real defense shows up

signed, 162, the Grinch, and smart people everywhere

P.S. when will the training table add some pizza slices and cheese burgers?