GUACAMOLE BURRITO
(Vegan): Loaded seasoned Beyond Meat® plant-based crumbles, slow-cooked beans made from scratch, cilantro lime rice, fresh house-made guacamole, and fresh house-made pico de gallo, wrapped in a warm, oversized flour tortilla.
at Del Taco?
This is the closest I could find to a Green Burrito at the Del Taco menu.
Guy I worked with many years ago did not grow up with "food stability" so he was always eating anything he could get his hands on and always buying stuff off the go-back shelf in the market and bringing it in, even though he didn't have to. Fucking strange guy. Anyways, one day one of our guys brought in a bag of avocados from his tree, this guy went and grabbed one. For lunch he took that avocado and whipped it up into a bowl with a full jar of room temp Hellmann's mayo and squeezed a lime into it. Ate the whole thing with a spoon, by itself. So gross, the whole office just smelled like fat and citrus. At about 3:30 his body started making noises and gurgling. He went into the bathroom and locked the door and proceeded to just absolutely shit and barf his brains out at top volume. At first it was kind of funny, but then we grew concerned. We had to speak with him through the closed door as he lurched and exploded, we wanted to call 911, but he said to call his wife, so she came to the office to pick him up and was mortified. I have never seen someone so embarrassed. The best part was when we told her what was going on she just signed and said, oh great, he did it AGAIN! He was back the next day like nothing happened. I'll never look at an avocado again without thinking about that, scarred for life. Anyways figured you guys would like that story better than hearing about what Deion Sanders had for breakfast.
What is a Del Taco Green burrito?
$1.49. 440 Calories. Slow-cooked beans made from scratch, fresh house-grated cheddar cheese, and tangy green sauce, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla.