Chip expected to be fired within 24 hours

I, like everyone, am dooooone with Chip. Have been for a while, but i think he is trying to burn the place to the ground on his way out. He wants to get fired. He wants to go get a fat buy-out and drink Coronas and throw loose change at children selling chicle on the beach in Mexico so that they will spend time looking in the sand instead of bothering him. UCLA won't fire him. This is the most absolute UCLA thing ever.