September 6, 2025. Clay Helton returns to the Coliseum.** Probably timed to coincide with the dedication of the life-size Clay Helton statue outside Heritage Hall.
**Unless between now and then he replaces Belichik in New England.
They already have a potential replacement with Kingsbury waiting patiently in the wings as QB Coach...offense shouldn't need a single change except getting even more creative.
Oh wow, BOHNED signed GA Southern. Nice rolodex you turd.
USC plays Ole Miss and Lane Kiffin the week before the Southern Georgia tilt. Fuck it, let’s get Sark on the schedule too.
By then you will have Donte coaching again after Lincoln rides Caleb like Seabiscuit to the NFL.
You're assuming Helton doesn't get hired by the Raiders next year.