In light of USC’s crippling culture of corruption that was expertly outlined by Herbie, I would like to provide Carol with some helpful, if not critical, information on how USC can fight corruption.
The focus of my email will be the Athletic Department. Depending on the source, the last time USC had a man of character was either in 1935 or during McKay’s reign. Either way, it was many decades ago and a bygone era. Admitting that there is a problem is key if there is any hope for USC to change its ways. The imminent move to the Big 10 makes this a crucial endeavor. It is a no nonsense conference.
Here is a draft of my email:
Hi Carol,
I am a member of Wild West Sports, which is a message board dedicated to West Coast Football, Baseball, Basketball, Politics, and Wealth. The founder is Java. As a response to your AD’s recent resignation, a spirited topic of discussion is USC’s culture of corruption and, more importantly, how to fix it.
Rather than limit my ideas to a message board, I felt compelled to send this email to you directly. You are known for having an open mind, which is exceedingly rare in college athletics.
Without further adieu, I would like to submit the following ideas and suggestions as it pertains to USC as a whole and to the Athletic Department in particular.
1. Admit there is a problem. This is the first step and most difficult. As we discussed on the message board the last time USC had a man of character as AD was either 1935 or circa 1975. For other Departments it has been longer. This is unacceptable, Carol! 2. Update the university’s approach to fighting corruption by promoting anti-corruption work within Heritage Hall and other key departments.
3. Institute proper vetting. Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to keep it from occurring in the first place.
4. Institute ongoing independent audits of Heritage Hall. With the rise of NIL revenue, this has become a major concern. There are new avenues of corruption that have only opened in recent years.
Please contact me for further discussion and to setup a consultation.
Vista D.
Could you imagine the look of horror on her face as she read through the first page or two of this board. HAHAHA!
Don't use Outpatient Mental Health's email extension. It will make their facility look incompetent.
Without USC leading your way out of the always broken bruin athletic dept wilderness, you bankrupt pussies would still be stuck in the Pac-12 dumb fuck. You should be paying your leader, USC, $10 mil a year instead of Cal, who still managed to fleece your sorry ass even though their piss poor program is even worse than yours.
Congrats Art, Herbie, your newest creation is making an impact. Fight On bro. No one matches your style.
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. This from the school who made sam gilbert a household name.