Is there a more perfect fit than Ed "Baby Huey" Orgeron at USC look at all the boxes he checks:
1. Is an alcoholic- Would get along great with Sarkisian and current USC coach and Sark's drinking buddy Nansen. 2. Pete Carroll coaching tree, they could claim he was the brains behind it all 3. Beats women- That fit in great with a locker room at that misogynistic school that produced OJ, Osa Masina and that gynecologist. 4. He quit on his team- He exemplifies their bullshit slogan of "fight on" to a T, by quitting on the Trojans as soon as he found out he didn't get the job.
The only thing missing is he isn't about to be fired like Sarkisian, but there's still some time for that. He was meant to be a Trojan!
