I agree that wasn’t one of my best jokes, but you’ve always been a tough audience OHT. I think I got you to laugh once, ok maybe not laugh but you might have cracked a smile. Once in 20 years. 🫡
Lol. Chicks like that kind of assertiveness. I was at a bar talking to these two chicks waiting for some buddies to show up. One of the chicks got off the bar stool to go pee ( I assume) while I continued working my magic on my primary target. It was pretty crowded and I didn’t notice some dude sat in her vacated bar stool. When she came back I noticed the dude was in her seat. She said to the guy, “hey I was sitting there” and the guy just looked at her and shrugged his shoulders like saying, so? The chick turns towards me and doesn’t say anything but she has that look, like hey I need help. Fawk. I turned my body to face the guy and he smiled, like saying I was just messing with her and got up so she could sit down. Phew. Crisis averted, but the look on both chicks face told me I could pretty much pick which ever one I wanted. I got a phone number but never followed up. In those days I was pretty much hunting to get laid that night. I wasn’t looking to for a date. Good times. Women like confidence, money, power. Looks help too but are secondary. In my next life I want to be rich instead of handsome. 🤷♂️😂
It's amazing what some people will do for the camera.
He is even faster when he is grabbing them by the pu$$y. Elite perhaps.