Man, this made me laugh. I was also going to suggest Stanford for Art. And only for Art. He is the only Stanford fan ever to grace us in the long glorious history of this board. But Art turned on them pretty quick. He returned the Stanford t shirt to TJMaxx in pristine condition. Other than the "toothpaste" stains at the waist line.
Utla was not included because no one in their right mind chooses them AFTER they start following cfb