her gym membership where she is at Stairmaster Level 12
her Nordstroms account that allows her personal shopper to vacation in Tahiti twice a year
her credit cards for her monthly $600 hair treatments, $80 mani-pedis and $100 acrylics or silk fills, and $500 for dry cleaning three closets of Nothing to Wear
Shoes? not going there, but pretty sure she has something for Early American Divorce
her weekly 'girls night out' *wink, wink*
in the old days,
it was never good to look at her cell phone log, even though you paid for it
It's nice that we have evolved to where her phone log is no longer available
takes all the uncertainty away
love you so much! *kiss, kiss*
on the cheek of course
because you never want to mess up her $1,200 makeover
thinking I might buy Nordstroms' calls just to break even
given all that
still wondering why one of my buddies lives by the creed
Truth hurts. Lmfao
LOL
meanwhile you pay for:
her gym membership where she is at Stairmaster Level 12
her Nordstroms account that allows her personal shopper to vacation in Tahiti twice a year
her credit cards for her monthly $600 hair treatments, $80 mani-pedis and $100 acrylics or silk fills, and $500 for dry cleaning three closets of Nothing to Wear
Shoes? not going there, but pretty sure she has something for Early American Divorce
her weekly 'girls night out' *wink, wink*
in the old days,
it was never good to look at her cell phone log, even though you paid for it
It's nice that we have evolved to where her phone log is no longer available
takes all the uncertainty away
love you so much! *kiss, kiss*
on the cheek of course
because you never want to mess up her $1,200 makeover
thinking I might buy Nordstroms' calls just to break even
given all that
still wondering why one of my buddies lives by the creed
if it flies, floats, or f*cks.....rent it
why would he ever think that?