How old are you? I know you were educated in public schools but you're using a joke that's 30+ years stale. Let me guess, you still shake your car keys when conquest is played too? Bro. Make a gook joke or a Folt is a short commie joke or even fucking OJ or Reggie. Modernize your dumb public school talking points.
In the 90s, when there were still shopping-related reasons to go into the Village in the afternoon, my wife and I stopped in at a drugstore on Westwood Blvd., just north of Aah's. Think it was a Rite-Aid but not sure.
Walking in, my wife asked one of the cashiers where we could find styptic pencils. "Uh, school supplies?" was the reply. No idea whether the cashier was a UCLA student or a regular person.
Old enought to know you mad. Unless you went to USC recently the joke still applies. Stop living vicariously through a bunch of chinese exchange students buying their way through with laundered Triad money.
USC should put a bunch of school supplies on the side of the helmet, scariest thing on the planet for them.