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I don't know about you...

... but I'm getting pretty sick and tired of seeing Taylor Swift having an orgasm every time KC TE Travis Kelce makes a play. I don't tune in to the NFL to see her. Fuck it all, isn't she famous enough?

Swift may not make it to the Super Bowl because she will apparently be on tour. But if she somehow does get to the game, and we have to see her after any big play from Kelce, the director of the broadcast will be pulled from the booth, lined up against the nearest wall, and shot. I've already made arrangements.

27 comments

27 Comments

BigBallss

Jan 31

Oh oh

the909trojan

Jan 30

Maybe, but the dude is a beast. 11/11 targets caught in the first half vs Baltimore, including a tough one hander and the td grab. And he can block. Dude just might be the best TE ever.

firenze5

Jan 31

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Is Kelce the best ever not sure of that but he should be in the conversation. Kittle will be in the conversation too when he is done because he is a great blocker as well as receiver.

Coachemup!

Jan 31

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OHT...thank you for listing John Mackey. The league has witnessed taller and faster TE, but none of them were tougher. That video reminded me how sorry I felt for the DBs from the 1960's.

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the909trojan

Jan 31

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It's a good debate, but you can't discount what he's done in the playoffs and at clutch time.

Winslow was my favorite for the longest time, but he wasn't much of a blocker.

SanClemente

Jan 30

It's just marketing. And as American as apple pie. sc

Waldorf

Jan 30

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You're right. Maybe it was his sister. My memory is not as good as it once was.

SanClemente

Jan 30

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Pro football is a television show, just like college football. it is what it is. sc

Waldorf

Jan 30

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Of course it is. And when I tune in, I want to watch football. That's not asking too much.

Coachemup!

Jan 30

Airlines add Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce-themed flights for Super Bowl - UPI.com

Daystalker

Jan 29

Taylor Swift is a government Psy Op. Prove me wrong.

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August West

Jan 29

She's a Trump hater, and is shagging a guy who 1) kneeled for the Anthem 2) supported BudLight 3) is a paid toadie for the Pfizer clot shot.

...everything the Leftist cunt Goodell likes.

Cuz you know, "we're all in this together".

Daystalker

Jan 29

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I actually think he is just a fucking moron.

Java

Jan 31

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I've heard him speak twice.

Both times when given a forum he bellowed "you've got to fight. For your right. Tonpaaaaaarrrrrrty"

I remember when drunk 19-21 fraternity brothers would scream that. Oh. Back in 1985 or something.

Maybe Travis needs to go bowling for soup.

Daystalker

Jan 31

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To be fair, Cleveland and it's environs are a complete and total dump, with the exception of maybe Chagrin Falls.

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