When I was with my kids mom I walked in the house one day and looked through the kitchen tk the dining room. I said “hey. Is that a new chandelier?” My whole family breaks up laughing and one of them says “yeah about 6 months ago. Mom was wondering how long it would take you to notice “.
we would get in arguments and she would say “you can remember that on a 2-2 pitch in the fourth inning to a left handed hitter with a man on third what you were thinking and why you called the pitch you did and what happened. You remember whether your center fielder got spun going back on a ball or took the right path. You can do all this from games like weeks or months ago. And you know Steve garveys stats from like 1974. But you dont Notice a new chandelier in the house for 6 months. Your daughters glasses she’s had on for 3 months. Or remember to being home milk from the market on the way home because you’re talking to your assistant coach about lineups or your sales manager about the next big account you’re signing”.
and I’m sitting there like “well that’s all true. Are we going somewhere with This?”
He gave someone the wrong address to our house. Just this morning.
hahahahahjaja
this is so Hilarious. And I feel much better now
Good stuff