Lincoln Riley hits the waves with his kid

Recognize this spot? Curious because think I would if I didn’t buy the shot I’m too lazy to get up this early

I have trouble keeping things straight.

You post you found out that you "own" a whole block in downtown san jose or something like that, but you are totally a self made man. And your dad "gifting" you vehicles to start your coffee bidness in methland now had nothing to do with whatever success. Ok.

You brought coffee to a thirsty methland. And if not for you, they probably would have, oh I don't know ordered it from someone else? The tweekers and mexicans you exploit would have had to work at another warehouse? But You have changed history. You impacted lives. You kept divorce attorneys employed. Those people have families, and you helped put their kids through college. When does the statue go up?

Honestly, What someone else possesses means nothing to me. I have plenty. You really should keep your private stuff private.

You posted this week that you don't know anything about San Clemente and it was only by accident that you found yourself driving through town , and now you just posted that you almost bought a house in San Clemente. Well, which one is it? oops. I am sure they are the same thing to you. And only to you.

And everyone already knew you are the best softball player in methland. And that methland softball is the best in the world. You are twice their age, but you're still the best. lmao. Were the doyer scouts there? You really can't stop yourself from posting this stuff can you? Thanks for the gut laugh.

ps pretty picture. I prefer left breaks being a goofy footer. Don't recognize the shoreline. sc

@Java it's sad that you haven't challenged yourself in life.

You never played a down of tackle football. That's just sad. never even put on pads.

You have never boxed. That takes courage. My grandma went bungie jumping. yawn. Anyone can scuba dive. Go spear fishing free diving. That's a challenge. Dinner never tastes better.

You have never fought for a puck in the corner. Have not clue one that your legs go to rubber.

You sit on a sea- doo and play make pretend you are on a dirt bike. You're not. It's not close. I know the difference. You haven't any idea. Sure it's fun, but gets old fast. Dirt bike is closest thing people get to having super physical powers.

You think a skateboard is sort of like surfing. It's not . Although you would be the first skaterat in history to not want to challenge himself at surfing. Dropping in backside on a 10 foot wave is both frightening and exhilarating at the same time. Takes balls. The first time you make the turn at the bottom and start to work the wave is better than anything you can imagine.

you come off as the ultimate poser. You brag about your trust fund and your view. Yet you have never actually challenged yourself and done anything. You are pushing 60 and still eat fast food. Not to late. Don't have to be a spectator the last third of your so far pathetic life. sc

@San Clemente Wait, and you have done all these things?

Who says I haven't? You sound like someone right out of 1945. Spearfishing and boxing. Talk about yawn. My dad boxed. I actually did more, but we are trying to not spill anymore. So I'll just say you're wrong. As usual :-) You just reminded me of something else I'd done in that.

Yeah, I have played broomball. Don't like being cold. I don't ice skate particularly well. Stupid sport. It's why they call it ice soccer.

I didn't say surfing was like skateboarding. Where did you think I said that? If it was I'd be better at it lol

I am just saying I have done a bunch of tuff. Could kick your @#$ back in the day and still can today. Not even a doubt. You do knot there's a difference between a jet ski and seadoo yes? Maybe you don't.

Have never challenged myself in life. You mean sitting there playing mask on mask off when real doctors tell you what to do? I've done tons.

Nah, you come across as the ultimate wanna be bully. Problem is, when someone calls you on your own words, you deflect. I realize this i shocking to you, but no one here except Dickcleaner and Bosco care what you think of them.

I only respond because you and others feel that the more lies you tell the more people believe. Straight out of Obama and Putins handbook.

Here's one thing I have done. Started this and had you as my internet pet for what. 20 years? Sit up, roll over, fetch boy. ahahaah You know I've done tons. Have traveled the world Rappelled waterfalls and cliffs in Alaska. I could tell you how I built the business. Probably have. No trust fund. I do wonder where you ever got that but doesn't matter to me. Thank you for thinking my family is that successful :-) Someone else here called me skinny. Wish I could remember who. THAT person I owe a sincere thanks to ;-)

Good luck sitting on your can in that hellhole of a boring town. I've got a game to play tonight.

@Java oh let me guess. softball in methland. ya, the doyers will probably send a scout.

you really shouldn't post that you had to meet a forensic accountant in irvine and be surprised of all the stuff you own.

you really shouldn't post that daddy funded your startup bidness. that was you right? Or was that someone else?

you really shouldn't post ANY personal stuff on the internet.

I love my laid back quiet little beach town. Too bad the 909 trash pollutes the place next door on weekends. sc

@Java Can we hear her side? Too much fake news.

@Java don't give up.

when you earn that you have to shift your weight forward when you stand the rest is easy.

very unnatural thing to do. everything you know tells you lean back.

when you get up some speed the board stabilizes and you then learn how to steer it with little shifts in body weight and position.

easier to learn this concept on a longer board.

but once you get it down, it becomes addicting. the power you are harnessing is a pure drug free high. like fawking mother earth herself. Nothing else comes close. sc

@bag370 just listen to Benedick august and princess. They sound like spurned wives on the daily

@BigBallss Is that at the Crankshaft Bar and Grille you are always talking bout? So much talk of gay stuff on here, you should change your handle to Gabe Utsecks.

@gaystalker you know, we all use gay jokes and stereotypes without really thinking that a gay guy may be just reading our posts.

Just to be clear, i have nothing against you people, in fact I am for you guys getting married. no problem with me. i am just trying to write a funny post. But now I see my post can be misconstrued and in fact may be hurtful to sensitive gay people. I will try to be more careful in the future. Lets move forward.

@BigBallss Sounds good, Gabe.

@BigBallss what’s the weather like in Pullman? How about bfe texas?

oh wait wait. Jaxson dart is from Draper utah. One board genius tells us it never rains there and is perpetually 72

No wonder these guys have no clue. They can’t even tell what the weather is outside

@BigBallss but what’s the temp is Draper Utah? 72 right?