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OT: Asian Restaurant in San Gabriel

I recommend you order your shrimp fried. Watch the vid before you read any further.

This shrimp was like, “nah bitch, I saw what you did to my cousin just a minute ago.”

Lady is screaming in Chinese, fortunately for you guys I took 2 semesters of mandarin and paid attention in class about 20% of the time. I can translate.

From what I can make out she is saying, “ahhhhhhh, shit, fuck, ahhhhhh, it hurts, the son of a bitch is sucking my soul out, ahhhhh , fawwwk, im going vegan. I’m never listening to Fraud about anything again, ahhhhhh, “

I also took some mantis shrimp sign language instruction for one semester online at the University of Phoenix, class was titled. “ Eat Out Like a King”. I thought it was going to be about something else when I signed up.

15 comments

15 Comments

Butkus51

Aug 15

I believe she's Cantonese? Funny shet, jumbo shrimp payback, lol...

Big Game Vista

Aug 14

Anyone know of a good family-owned Italian restaurant in OC? There was a place years ago in Los Al but I don’t think it survived Covid. I rarely crave Italian but I want to load up on some pasta.

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Onikoroshi

Aug 16

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Tutto Famiglia in Lake Forest

hidden gem and a real bargain for the quality

dad cooks, kids (young adults now) are the waitstaff

I always order the specials, different entrées and deserts every night

everything is good and rarely a wait, which always stuns me

their tiramisu may be the best in the OC if not CA

a little pricier but always a good time with a great menu and nice for special occasions with great attention to detail and service

try Piccolino Ristorante and tell Terry I said 'hi"

it's little out of the way in the northern corner of Mission Viejo

both offer patio dining, if that's a thing for you

edit: last time I dined with them, also good food at

Antonello's

Baci di Firenze

Capone's

in that order

if looking for a pizzeria try Fuocco in Fullerton

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BigBallss

Aug 16

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Dude, you are clutch. I have enjoyed ALL of your previous recommendations. We need a food board and you need to moderate it. Great work!

Onikoroshi

Aug 18

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thank you for being so kind

I appreciate your worldview as well

always something interesting...

let me know if I can be of further service

Daystalker

Aug 14

At least it wasn't a dog.

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BigBallss

Aug 14

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Probably how the covid started , some rabid shrimp jumping off a plate. My travels have taken me to China and its open air markets. Shocking to the senses in every way, sight, feel,smell. sounds.

Daystalker

Aug 14

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Worst i ever had was when i was a teenager and we were flying home from Cabo. The airport had a power outage and was like 100 degrees. After waiting a few hours all the food vendors just started giving away stuff and I stupidly ate a hot dog off of one of those roller machines from the bar. I was in the Bano the whole flight home and had to stop every 15 minutes to crap my guts out once we landed. I even had to use the office bathroom at Wally Park and absolutely destroyed it. The dudes were PISSED. Took us probably four hours to get home from the airport. I'll never put on a life jacket again.

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BigBallss

Aug 15

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A tale of woe that many familiar with Montezumas revenge are only too well aware of. I have seen where the public bathrooms in Mexico require you to buy toilet paper in advance of your deed. And they only give you a couple of one ply sheets per use too. In your case a high pressure water hose would have been a better tool. I crashed like that in Puerto Vallarta once too.