OT :I’m heading to Sweden for a competition next week

Thanks MLK, I was laughing as I typed. But then I do that often with my posts, usually it’s only funny in my head tho. lol.

what? all that training me and Daystalkers sister did was for nothing? who do i sue for this injustice. Im in my prime right now. Its like training for the Olympics and then theres a boycott.

Au contraire. All that training should have been its own reward. That's one competition you don't have to be good at to have a good time.

They do say that practice makes perfect.

apparently, and thanks to SCGators investigative work, the whole thing was made up. I haven't broken it to Daystalkers sister yet. She put a lot of effort into the training sessions. I don't have the heart.

Just please make sure you take care of her, I am sick of having to bail her and her dickweed husband out every other month or every time they make a poor financial decision. Who knows, maybe one day you will be in the family and you can work for me like the rest of them.

Fake news?

You been hitting up all the Del Webbs again Bigballss? Medicine hour must yield great results. All those fake hips make it hard to get away.

I had to google “del webbs” but that’s funny. And not a bad idea. I’m in my 50’s so I’m still trying to get that younger poon. But “Del Webbs “ will be in my agenda here soon. Sounds like shooting immobile fish in a barrel. I will have those ladies bobbing for apples in no time.

Is Leisure World (Seizure World) still around? That would be a happy hunting ground for you.