OT: Rick Caruso's Yacht Is In Newport

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Get will Farrell to officiate and sell it on Pay Per View. Dozens will purchase. you might be able ot offset the first couple minutes of fuel. Here's a story board to help pitch it to Hollywood.

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A nice small yacht is like a damp RV where you miss things you might have at home.

Invictus has 19 crew members. So on something this size you have an awesome wine cellar, chefs, waiters, entertainment etc etc. It's kind of like bringing your own finely-tuned hotel, but you don't have to mix with the great unwashed. Another SC alum I know went on this ship. They went where they wanted, when they wanted from port to port. Chandlers brought anything they wanted they didn't have. Caruso is not the type to avail himself of this, but "yacht girls" like Megan Markle are a thing. Some are very nice to guests and hosts so they get invited again.

When the varsity blues scandal broke Caruso sent a helicopter to his yacht to pick up the daughters of the implicated actress that ended up in jail. So it has a heli pad too. Caruso's daughter was hosting them.

Yes, spring break in the Bahamas... Lori Loughlin was the TV actress. Oliva Jade was the daughter. The father, lives/lived in south Laguna. I was introduced to him at a pizza place nearby. Evidently, Mossimo got his start by lying to his parents about going to

USC. He took his tuition money and started his volleyball/surf brand.

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Down goes Waldo

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I wasn't being an advocate for Bass. I just find it comical how someone can drop $40 mil of his own cash and lose...and apparently not be hurt either.

I wasn't busting waldorf's balls, I was busting Bass'.