I subscribed to sports illustrated when I was 14, my mom never paid attention until the swimsuit issue came in. She had questions.
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OT : You ever order something and your mom wants to see you open it in front of her?
OT : You ever order something and your mom wants to see you open it in front of her?
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never, but Mom did ask me once if Donna and I were 'doing it'
I looked her in the eye and said; 'yes'
no more questions for the last 40+ years
really helped me understand the whole 'honesty is the best policy' thing
My mom always got something , not clothes, that she knew I would really love. One year it was a model of a 17th century Spanish frigate. Maybe 60 years ago. I still have it in my living room. Another Xmas she gave me replica 17th century Spanish dueling pistols. I am a history and gun guy. One Xmas she gave me huge table top book of the paintings and sculptures of Frederick Remington and Charles Russell. The replica pistols are hanging in my office and I peruse Remington/Russell book every few months. Mom never failed to give me something I would love but never expected. You want a happy life, hope for the right mom and marry the right girl. I was lucky twice.
When i was about 13 my buddy down the street had the bright idea to call one of those hotlines from the back pages of Rolling Stone Magazine, and it was some stupid recording of some chick moaning and groaning. He thought it was just a free recording, so he proceeded to call the number over and over, and then would call it and use another line to play it on his friends answering machines, or called random numbers and played it for them. He did this for about a week. Weeks later I was at his house after school and his mom started going ballistic because she opened the phone bill and it was for like 700 bucks. We were listening at the top of his stairs as she called the phone company and was talking with them about it. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE ARE PHONE SEX CALLS?!!!!" "CHRISTOPHER!!!!!!" It was brutal. Each time he called the number it went to a foreign country and at the time they could put a cost to accept the call, even if it was just a recording, that was automatic and there was nothing anyone could do to get out of paying. Total scam. That fucker roped me in and i got in trouble too, his mom found out he had made a recording and came over and told my parents about it and played the tape while we all sat there. I feel this kids pain.