Translation “ yes, we hear the whispers and ridicule about the lack of a media deal and members bolting to other conferences. We don‘t have a media deal to announce because, well, we dont have one. So here is a statement because we need to say something. We are going to get a great media deal. Maybe the best media deal in the history of media deals. Many , many people are saying we will have the best deal ever negotiated. and only the Pac 12 can get this deal”.
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consummating. yup. someone's getting fucked...
whistling past the graveyard
Sounds like they are going to the prom with our without a date.