oh, OK. And here I was all bummed that I missed something legendary.
I gotta joke for you guys.
So this guy comes home after a night of drinking and his wife gives him an ultimatum, "one more time you piece of shit, you come home drunk one more time and it's over, I'm taking everything and leaving". The guy is pissed at first, after all, he was just out with the boys after work, heaven forbid he has a little fun. But, he agrees, and tells her it won't happen again, just to shut her up.
A few days later, he goes out again, and just gets lit. So lit in fact, that he pukes all over himself and gets thrown out of the bar on his ass. He's sitting there, looking at himself in the reflection of the bar window, and it dawns on him, he has to go home a drunken mess. He's gonna lose it all. His friend comes out of the bar to check on him, and they hatch a plan.
"Here, take this 20 dollar bill and put it in your front pocket, when she asks what happened, tell here you were on your way home and some drunk staggered out of the bar and puked all over you. You kicked his ass, and he gave you this 20 to cover the dry cleaning" He's reluctant, but he has no other better plan, so he rolls with it.
When he gets home his wife hits the roof in anger. "you piece of shit, three days is all it took for you to go out and get drunk again? You've ruined everything, that's it, I'm leaving"
He looks at her, and says, "no darling, you don't understand, i was on my way home from work, and I stopped to get you flowers at that little shop near the corner bar, and when I was walking up, some drunk asshole stumbled out of the bar and got sick on me. I got into this big fight with him, because he ruined your flowers, and in the end he gave me this 20 dollar bill to cover the dry cleaning, see, look!" as he pulls out the money, she takes it, and says, wait, this is 40 dollars!" He said, "yes, I know sweetheart, 20 from the guy who puked on me, and another 20 from a guy who shit my pants".
Have you seriously heard anything about Pete Carroll? It just doesn't seem plausible. First of all, you know that Jar Jar isn't going to fire Foster for at least a couple of years. By that time Pom Pom will be about 97 years old.
Pete will return UCLA to its glory days on the gridiron.
What about Lynn as the more realistic and serious option?