My wife today is complaining about her sciatic nerve. Bugs her when she works on patients. I guess all that leaning over and all that for her. I told she needed a nurse. She countered with a massage. I said maybe you just need some hard drugs. Might be a great time to take up heroin. Typical woman, she didn't think that was very funny. I thought it was hilarious
Ha. No. We haven’t been together that long or that often. I asked her later if she wanted me to pick her up some heroin from the store in the way home. She thought that was funny. Probably wasn’t listening the first time. Or maybe dan Clemente has the right idea. Just tell the same joke repeatedly until people give you courtesy laughs. She’d definitely do that
not a dentist
but don't mix up your drinking cups with your spit cups
especially when using empty beer bottles
I've seen it done and the results aren't pretty
although your friends will think you're hilarious
Tony Gwynn dird from throat/jaw
cancer from chewing tobacco. Per the Mayo Clinic.....
https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-ima-remarklist&ei=UTF-8&hsimp=yhs-remarklist&hspart=ima&p=is+chewing+tobacco+unhealthy&type=q3020_set_bcrq#id=1&vid=0705ad1dbf6756c641fe846685ed0a35&action=click
Everyone is buttchugging tobacco now, maybe go that route.
All I know is that a can of chewing tobacco is like a woman, you use two fingers if it’s yours and three if it’s your buddies.
You also run the risk of getting Summer teeth. Sum are here and sum are there
Then there is the risk of catching diphtheria.
I will sit back down now .