But after consuming my bison burger. The cc machine is broken. No problem. I paid my 26.64 bill with $40 cash. No problem right?
She gives me $13 back. No change.
Im. Like wtf? It's not a penny or a nickel. It's 36 cents.
I don't want to cause a scene. And I haven't paid with cash for years for anything. Except tips. So is this normal these days?
Or are slc Mormons just a bunch of tight fisted prairie Jews?
easy solution is zero tip
kinda like when they hit you up for a mandatory 15% gratuity
when you normally start at 20% for good to excellent service
if they chase you down in the parking lot
it's, "hey I thought you already tipped yourself what you thought you deserved"
Going on vacation includes getting fawked here and there. You got off cheap there. I bought a soda, bottle of water and some chips in Lisbon got in line to pay and couldn't understand what the cashier was saying. Long line behind me so I just held my money in my hand out and she took what she wanted. A taxi to a tourist site cost me double the second time I went there. Im pretty sure we went around in circles too. Two drinks at a Paris bar were $175.00 dollars, I was with a buddy who started raising a ruckus about the bill. Three bouncers surrounded us and my buddy got louder. He kept screaming to " bring the constables". I was like, what the fuck is a constable. I was ready to just pay and get the hell out of there but him screaming like a Tourette's patient saved us. We paid $50 bucks and got out of there. Red light district. Wasn't the screwing we were hoping to get.
And after all that. No one. Two words. Answered
Bro, you should get TikTok or Instagram and share your witty little travel observations and antics there. Here's the deal, we really don't give a shet. You might build a huge following.
That's classic. Pretty sure from now on I'll be referring to them as prairie Jews lol