the USC defense collapsed faster than Damar

Marketing for strip clubs is kind of hard. You can come up with a good sign out front, but that is about it. I have always wondered what the protocol is for those coupons you get in Vegas or outside Stapes/Crypto. Do you present that in the beginning and just get a horrible dance from the new, fat girl, or do you get two dances and then whip the coupon out and be like "HAHA, 2-fer!" These things eat at me, my mind is a prison.

i know a lot of stripper club owners... one of my buddies gets paid to turn these clubs around for Spearmint Rhino... It's a tough business and its getting tougher..

Wait till you see what is coming in the "MetaVerse." You put on VR, feel like you're at the club and the partnered with a company that has a product called the HANDY... You slap it on your ding ding and I guess somehow it turns on while you're banging 10 ugly muslim chicks or whatever your preference.

Aint Technology Grand?

From 6 to noon!

the best comedians like Chapelle just say the shit people are afraid to say... the truth.. they are not even jokes. Listen to CHappelle sometimes...

i don't know why but it does... i barely watch this sheeet anymore but yes, for some reason, when USC has a monumental collapse, I jizz my pants.

For DayStalker - come on man, you're like a democrat... Lets be real... USC was up 15 points to a school none of us knew existed and lost. UCLA took the lead with a minute to go then the team with the ball last won... That is kind of a normal deal for college football