I’m Susan Balstra and I’m here to say that Fraud could have banged me but he was always too busy playing grabass with the homos in the math club. I thought he was gay. Now BigBallss he was the man of my dreams. So handsome and just a fantastic athlete. Even in the 7th grade I could see that he was on his way to being a sexy man. The way he bounced his balls during recess, I still get chills. He was so dreamy. But I knew all along that he was too much man for one woman so I settled for Waldorf and moved to the frozen hell hole that is known as Minnesota. For God’s sakes it’s colder than a witches tit in Minnetonka. I still think of BigBallss and if he called I would leave Waldorf and run to him without giving it a second thought. Every time I see a Magnum Trojan condom commercial my heart skips a beat and I think of our meetings behind the cafeteria. So smart and so right about everything. Does he still talk about real estate and stocks? All the girls would just throw their panties at him when he walked to his locker in between classes.
But I know it can never be, it would be so selfish for any one woman to want him just for herself.
Please don’t let Waldorf know I posted here, he is consoling Sammy D after the thrashing our team took last night.
Touche. Too funny sheet. Shaka one time...
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Hi baby. I'm glad you wanted me. In the 7th grade, you had already become a woman and I was still mostly a boy. I'm all man now.
Hop on i90 and head west, 1300 miles. Let's get you out of Waldorf's doublewide and into my lake house. Mrs Fraud has never been very understanding with these things but I'll explain it while you're driving. I'll wait up.
You dumb bitch! Thanks for airing our dirty laundry. And you told me you were over BigBallss, dammit!
And you also told me you'd warmed up to Minnesota...so to speak. Hey, it beats burning to death in a fire!
Anyway, do me a favor and pick up some beer on the way home. Thanks, baby doll!
Like Dr hook once said...
Ah beautiful...
Put this on the cover rolling stone...
Shaka Sista Susan, thanxs for sharing your deep inner thoughts with us. May I give you good advice? You must honor your vows to Waldorf and surpress your burning lust for Big Ballss. Thou shall not commit adultery; the big A is a serious offense at WW board.
If you and Ballss hook up, Java (judge and jury) would want the details and may Ban you. And, Doc-SC, well he does not have scruples and morals. He would want to get some action too... May God Bless your horny soul.
PS. And, Fraud he still has small ballss. And, if Minnesota's winter is too cold; time for nookie wear a beanie cap and socks to bed (secret attire)...
thanks for this
Balls is destroying the pink sheet stock market and he owns half of East LA
there is talk Trump may make him Chairman of the Fed, if not Treasury Secretary
now dive into another family size bowl of fried cheese curds and wash it down with a pitcher of beer
because the crocuses will be up along with the sun somewhere around the first two weeks of April
and then console yourself with the thought that you alone ruined BigBalls for other women
since you left, he really did turn gay
and yes, he still bounces his balls, especially when he wears his black leather assless chaps
and women still throw their panties at him, they are just double the size they were in high school
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀Brilliant