So Harbaugh and the staff must have believed that the data magically flowed from the $55,000/year analyst with the giant expense account that traveled all the time. It's a very believable story. This analyst is a very credible source. There is no reason to suspect that his life in Michigan that has always revolved around Michigan football would be ruined if nhe said anything other than these mea culpa.
We must all believe thatHarbaugh had him on the sideline because of his connection with the magical Cologne-style Niebelungen-type dwarves that help people at night.
Once upon a time in Cologne,
how comfortable it was with the Heinzelmen!
For if you were lazy, ... you just lay down
on your bench and took care to rest yourself.
Then at night, before one knew it, came
the little men and swarmed
and clattered and rattled
and plucked
and picked
and jumped and trotted
and cleaned and scoured –
and even before a lazy bum awoke,
all his daily work was ... already done! ...
For more details on the fairytale helpers of Michigan check out the following:
The article says he has an agent. A volunteer assistant and recruiting analyst has an agent? That can't be the norm. No way Harbaugh wasn't aware of everything. Did he really think this recruiting analyst could guess the opponents plays by chance or God talking to him on his headset?
First thing I saw too. Guy makes $55K and has an agent. Agents usually make 5%. So he has a guy represent him for $2700 a year? LOL really? My attorney and accountant charge more for that for a few hours work.
So yeah. Guy is a 55K dude. He makes less than my drivers. And he has an "agent" Let me guess. This agent is also somehow connected to UM football and is probably a local lawyer/booster
This is completely and obviously orchestrated by UM. "ok dude, play it just like we said and rehearsed. You acted on your own, no one else knew a thing. We just thought You are really good at reading signals on TV and on the sideline. And when they ask, you were on recruiting trips to all our opponents places. Scouting for potential hotels and such. here, we have this guy who will run interference for you. Call him your agent. Lawyers sound so defensive. You play ball and be a good boy and you'll always have a job in Ann Arbor and be able to come into that locker room and smell those sweat boys whenever you want"
LOL
Harbaugh knew nothing except that when Conner said; 'they're running jet sweep left'
it was pure gold
30+ games
Tickets
Hotel
Travel
Food
Transpo
On 55k
But UM knew nothing.
It's pretty amazing stuff
So Harbaugh and the staff must have believed that the data magically flowed from the $55,000/year analyst with the giant expense account that traveled all the time. It's a very believable story. This analyst is a very credible source. There is no reason to suspect that his life in Michigan that has always revolved around Michigan football would be ruined if nhe said anything other than these mea culpa.
We must all believe thatHarbaugh had him on the sideline because of his connection with the magical Cologne-style Niebelungen-type dwarves that help people at night.
Once upon a time in Cologne,
how comfortable it was with the Heinzelmen!
For if you were lazy, ... you just lay down
on your bench and took care to rest yourself.
Then at night, before one knew it, came
the little men and swarmed
and clattered and rattled
and plucked
and picked
and jumped and trotted
and cleaned and scoured –
and even before a lazy bum awoke,
all his daily work was ... already done! ...
For more details on the fairytale helpers of Michigan check out the following:
Brownie (Scotland and England)
House-Elves
Domovoi/Domowoj (Slavic)
Dwarf
Elf
Gnome
Gütel (German)
Heimchen (German)
Household deity
Jack o' the bowl
Kobold (German)
Koro-pok-guru (Japan)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinzelmännchen
The article says he has an agent. A volunteer assistant and recruiting analyst has an agent? That can't be the norm. No way Harbaugh wasn't aware of everything. Did he really think this recruiting analyst could guess the opponents plays by chance or God talking to him on his headset?
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