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Edited: Jan 10

You know what's not in my wallet ?

that communist America hating cunt Jenifer Garner. Who is about 20 years past her expiration. That's the rotten fruit smell.

Oh Jen, Bam Bam tells me that you can use the doggy house by the guest house.

Shame about your mansion . Anyways, I will let the gate know to let you in. Some tarps in the toolshed. Use the pinecones for toilet paper and lights out there come on when the solar kicks in. Cause like you, I really care.

But please don't run the hose more than hour at a time, the local wildlife don't like their veggies soaked. sc

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29 Comments

LA Duck

Jan 10

What's wrong with Jen Garner? She seems totally wholesome to me. I must have missed what all the fuss is about somehow...

I do know that Jessica Alba is getting a divorce - will happily arm wrestle Waldo for her affections!

Or is there something wrong with Alba as well that has hordes of fat middle-aged white men on here all up in arms these days?

Waldorf

Jan 10

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I'm sorry to hear that about Alba. She's married (for the time being, I guess) to Cash Warren, the son of UCLA basketball great, Mike Warren, who is/was also an actor. A 5'11" guard, he still made All-American on those Lew Alcindor teams.

But bummer for Alba. I guess one of us is going to have to pick up the ball...so to speak.

Daystalker

Jan 10

Your Man Card?

sceldorado

Jan 10

Agree. Can’t stand her.

Fight on.

Waldorf

Jan 10

I think Garner is still fuckable, but that's just me.

BobLinMN-2

Jan 10

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Pulled in so many directions, but with very little grounding.

Waldorf

Jan 10

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Yeah, that's true. The thing is, they just have too many choices. At first glance, a lot of people would think that's a good thing. Not always.

Daystalker

Jan 10

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The good thing about women over 50 is you can give them the business and be in bed before 10PM. No more scouring the city and going to late night spots and then coming home trying to perform on a full tank. Sensible meal and just enough fuel to get you to the finish line and hopefully in "pole position" early the next morning, like formula 1.

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Fraud

Jan 10

Is there any chance you have untreated Syphilis? Your rants are unfunny and are getting less coherent and unhinged. Is that the new shtick?

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BigBallss

Jan 10

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Clear evidence of chancre. Good diagnosis Dr. Fraud.

Java

Jan 10

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Dr fraud or dr Freud.

Not having a condom in his wallet probably gave him the syphillis

Coachemup!

Jan 10

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Maybe he called the Health Department on this guy:

BigBallss

Jan 10

A picture of your wife or kids?

Java

Jan 10

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Right between the eyes

Java

Jan 10

A condom. Duh

OldPueblo

Jan 10

I got a sensible chuckle out of this. My wife laughs at me because I see the commercials and say ‘what’s in your flesh wallet?’ Anyway she’s an obnoxious dingbat. I don’t understand her appeal, but hey i’m no ben affleck. 🤣

the909trojan

Jan 10

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"Anyway she’s an obnoxious dingbat."

Your wife or Jen lol?

Daystalker

Jan 10

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HAHA, I read that the same way.

OldPueblo

Jan 10

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😀