Joe and Kameltoe briefed by Pentagon

I'm breathing easier knowing that Kameltoe Hairless (aka Willie Brown's ho') was briefed by the Pentagon and State Department on the ongoing situation in Afghanistan. Her qualifications and experience, I'm sure, offered invaluable counsel to those governmental agencies in bumbling our exit from Afghanistan.

I also heard Joe Biden painted eyeballs on the outside of his eyelids.....so he could nod off during the briefing.