This is like an SNL skit meets NYPD BLue.
This is sworn testimony of head of investigation.
Highlights:
they never interviewed gal who found it. Hes not sure why.
The geofence data from "provider" was "corrupted" and unusable
Person who found it worked for a government service provider who just recieved a $92M contract with FBI. I believe near J6 timeframe.
suspect is still at large. 3 years later.
If you read this and trust the F B I please do your Country a favor and dont vote.