And you can get a government funded grant to study that!
Wait till they get around to outhouses, brought to the New World by Colonialist to oppress the Natives. That they reduce spread of disease is just a cover. Oh, the insidious nature of corn cobs!
Getting a government funded grant is easy. Currently working on one to get funding to teach wild animals how to read signs so they know where the stupid animal crossings are over the freeways instead of swan diving into traffic. Once I get the money I will just drop some leaflets around from a plane and hit the bar. BillyDon Industries, LLC.