Number of times each have been to Army/Navy game supporting the troops. Our draft dodger at least shows more respect than their draft dodger. Before someone else chimes in, yes, ours is also a bit heavier that theirs, but at least has a functioning brain.
The brain dead guy still has enough functioning cells to commute sentence of guy sending kids to prison for cash and is selling off the border wall for pennies on the dollar.
Prob a coincedence….