Mandatory training for government workers.
If you don't have a conviction, you have privilege.
If you have a conviction, you have been opressed.
The more convictions you have, the more opressed you have been.
The next time you see an old lady mugged in the street for her purse, don't wait for her to get up before reminding her that she is a privileged individual who's opression caused this incident. Shame her, shame her, the mugger is the victim here.
And for all those in the inner city who are terrorized by the local gang, they are the privileged opressors who are responsible for rampant crime.
The only solution is to incarcerate all those without a criminal record.
Then, then life will be nasty brutish, and short.
