A homeless man asks a nun on the bus if she would have sex with him. She immediately declines his offer and slaps him in the face.At the next stop, the nun gets off and heads her way home. The homeless man gets off at the stop immediately after, but as he steps off, the bus driver stops him and says,"Hey, if you want to have sex with that nun, she goes up to that graveyard every Tuesday at 2 A.M. and prays to that tombstone to pay respects to the man who passed away there. If you dress up as a ghost of him and tell her to have sex with you, I bet she will."The homeless man immediately takes the bus driver's advice and gets a ghost costume set for the next Tuesday.As Tuesday arrives the homeless man goes to the tombstone in the graveyard 15 minutes before 2 A.M. At 2, the nun arrives and starts to pray as the homeless man jumps out."I am the ghost that haunts this grave, I demand you have sex with me.The nun replies "okay, but we must have anal for I must keep my virginity for the church."They get the dirty deeds done and as the homeless man finishes he runs away and yells out "haha! I am the homeless man!"The nun looks back and takes off her disguise and says "haha! I am the bus driver!"
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A homeless man asks a nun on the bus if she would have sex with him. She immediately declines his offer and slaps him in the face. At the next stop, the nun gets off and heads her way home. The homeless man gets off at the stop immediately after, but as he steps off, the bus driver stops him and says, "Hey, if you want to have sex with that nun, she goes up to that graveyard every Tuesday at 2 A.M. and prays to that tombstone to pay respects to the man who passed away there. If you dress up as a ghost of him and tell her to have sex with you, I bet she will." The homeless man immediately takes the bus driver's advice and gets a ghost costume set for the next Tuesday. As Tuesday arrives the homeless man goes to the tombstone in the graveyard 15 minutes before 2 A.M. At 2, the nun arrives and starts to pray as the homeless man jumps out. "I am the ghost that haunts this grave, I demand you have sex with me. The nun replies "okay, but we must have anal for I must keep my virginity for the church." They get the dirty deeds done and as the homeless man finishes he runs away and yells out "haha! I am the homeless man!" The nun looks back and takes off her disguise and says "haha! I am the bus driver!"